To the tune of 10 Things I Hate About You by Leah Kate.

  • 10 You’re complex
  • 9 You’re bloated
  • 8 Your death makes me elated
  • 7 Fulla yourself ’til you’re degraded
  • Only 6 gigs and I had to scale it
  • 5 You’re brittle
  • 4 Worse than grep
  • 3 You still got funding issues
  • 2 Years of goodwill that you blew
  • 1 I hate the fact that I can’t quit you